The Estrogen Antidote

[Click here to listen to a snipette of The Estrogen Antidote.]

What if there was a pill
That would give you a thrill
As it stopped all the hurting inside?
It would help you disown
All the testosterone
Thatís forced you to live a lie
Sunshine, flowers everywhere
Pretty clothes you now can wear

Itís the estrogen antidote
The estrogen antidote
Itís the estrogen antidote

What if there was a ploy
To remove all the boy
All the unwanted masculine?
It would give sex a rest
And put hills on your chest
Leave you less body hair, better skin
Chirping birds and bunny rabbits
Itís more than a silly habit

Itís the estrogen antidote
The estrogen antidote
Yes, itís the estrogen antidote

Come join our sorority
Of estrogen serenity
Mood changes, smiling faces
What you were, it erases
Replacing all those tears you cried
With happiness, joy and pride
No more fear, calmer nerves
Smoother skin and oh those curves

What if there was a way
To change night from day
And leave you in much better shape?
So why not forget
All that old boy regret
Youíve set off on this grand escape

Címon girl, itís sink or swim
Time to take your Premarin
Revel in itís strange allure
You know itís the only cure
Once you start you just canít quit
When your clothes begin to fit
It may seem so very queer
But just you look into the mirror

Itís the estrogen antidote
The estrogen antidote
Yes, itís the estrogen antidote
I believe thatís what my doctor wrote
He said, ďGirl, you need
The estrogen antidote
The estrogen antidote
Itís the estrogen antidoteĒ
And baby thatís all she wrote

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Lead Vocals:  Jessica
Backing Vocals:  Jessica
Acoustic Guitars:  Nancy
Bass Guitar:  Mellissa
Electric Piano:  Jessica
Minimoog Leads:  Jessica
Drum Programming:  Jessica

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